Argue with me if you want, but I’m not even saying these are truths. Here are some current thoughts I have.

• Chivalry died in a murder-suicide by both men and women.
• Women often need an escape by day-dreaming. When it becomes too real, it becomes scary. Example: Woman tells a man she’d love him to visit. He visits and freaks her out. No, I’m not talking about myself.
• Society has become very reciprocal. People cannot accept a gift without feeling obligated, hence why some people don’t exchange gifts anymore or set a cap on the pricing.
• Everyone has a startup or is the CEO of something, even if it’s being CEO of their Tumblr account.
• People who don’t know what they want often get together with other people who don’t know what they want to talk about what they don’t know they want to feel better about themselves.
• Sometimes people are more sensitive of the death of animals as opposed to actual human beings.
• Most open-minded people are only so if you believe the same things as them.
• Constantly complimenting or affirming someone just dilutes the value of what is said. I often don’t say “I love you” a lot to retain the integrity of those words. If one throws it around like it’s nothing…well, maybe it means nothing.
• It’s impossible to use Twitter without an ego. Everyone is a brand nowadays.
• There is no coffee shop better to take a piss in than Starbucks.
• Do Hipsters get derezzed like in Tron if you throw an expensive beer or piece of meat at them?
• People publicly want privacy. “I checked in here on Foursquare” but “OMG how did that person know where I was?”
• Just because a girl has a bad day doesn’t mean it’s because of you. Sometimes you have to leave her alone, but not alone enough where you don’t ignore. Wait, what the…
• Every loud UFC-looking person I’ve met in Europe has turned out to be American.
• People who have had a traumatizing religious upbringing sometimes can not comprehend that other people didn’t have the exact same experience.

I thought it’d be easier to record a quick video versus writing.

I’ve never driven in a foreign country before…until now. I was a bit uneasy at first because of the unfamiliarity but enjoyed driving from Zagreb to Split, which was about a four-hour drive. However, the thing I love about driving, which I learned at a very young age going on road trips with my family, is that you can stop anywhere. Todays’ stopping point: Zadar.

At first site Zadar looked like absolutely nothing. 10 kilometers in, I was starting to get discouraged that I wouldn’t see anything cool…until the 11th kilometer when I saw this…

It was about 85 degrees in Zadar and it surrounded me with water and beauty. I’ve never been to Venice, but it looked a lot like what I’d imagine. The funniest thing was taking photos of Vader Vacation and seeing the Croatian girls notice and giggle about it. They took a few pictures of the Dark Lord as well.

I also realized this is the first time I’ve worn a white shirt in about six years, and a while since I’ve not worn a hoodie. It was too hot to do so though!

It seems like in this trip that I am beginning to know myself more than I ever have. All the conversations I’ve had recently are converging with real life events. Like Kevin said, let spontaneity and chance take its course. Pull over to Zadar and check it out.

Now this is how you do a parody. Very well acted and written.